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I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of - if

I think Im just someone that just tries to get by. Im kind of – if it was during the Second World War, Id be a black marketeer, I think. – Craig Ferguson

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Its the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days youve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. – Craig Ferguson

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers

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I remember the 80s being about the Cold War and Reagan and the homeless problem and AIDS. To me, it was kind of a dark, depressing time. – John Cusack

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