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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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great
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

Its funny when youre a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. – Adam Carolla

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funny

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. – Naguib Mahfouz

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funny

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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funny

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It is not the beauty of a building you should look at its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time. – David Allan Coe

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Thats something I learned in art school. I studied graphic design in Germany, and my professor emphasized the responsibility that designers and illustrators have towards the people they create things for. – Eric Carle

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No institution can possibly survive if it needs geniuses or supermen to manage it. It must be organized in such a way as to be able to get along under a leadership composed of average human beings. – Peter Drucker

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Being over seventy is like being engaged in a war. All our friends are going or gone and we survive amongst the dead and the dying as on a battlefield. – St. Jerome

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