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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Mitch Hedberg
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Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke

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funny

I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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funny

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger

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funny

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Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – Cathy Carlyle

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This idea that a book can either be about character and feeling, or about politics and idea, is just a false binary. Ideas are an expression of the feelings and the intense emotions we hold about the world. – Richard Powers

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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. – Bill Watterson

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Time

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. – Author Unknown

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Motorcycles