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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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Its funny how intimate it feels to get a text. – Sophie Ellis Bextor

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffett

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. – Lana Turner

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Brevity is a great charm of eloquence. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. – George Bernard Shaw

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I grew up when I was 15 when I had my first opportunity in movies. I watched every great movie for a year and a half, and since then Ive asked myself how I can emulate such artistry. Thats really my motivation. I want to do something as good as my heroes have done. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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Im definitely a Polaroid camera girl. For me, what Im really excited about is bringing back the artistry and the nature of Polaroid. – Lady Gaga

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