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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. – Mike Myers

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Its funny that it all becomes about clothes. Its bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and its all about your dress. You cant get away from it. – Reese Witherspoon

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I turned down Some Like It Hot. See how smart I am? I felt I couldnt bring anything funny to it. The outfit was funny. I dont need to compete with the wardrobe. – Jerry Lewis

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No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. – Annie Leibovitz

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Poetry teaches us music, metaphor, condensation and specificity. – Walter Mosley

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I really love idiot, enlightened characters – these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them. – Chuck Palahniuk

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