Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch He

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Theres nothing wrong with being shallow as long as youre insightful about it. – Dennis Miller

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Its funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts. – Jason Reitman

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I dont want to be the one to break it to you, but the future aint that funny. – Albert Brooks

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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill whats funny in the joke. – Richard Russo

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Freedom from fear could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. – Dag Hammarskjold

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Appreciation is the highest form of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. – Alan Cohen

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There were all us baby boomers who had a grammar school education, started to learn, then went on the pill, the whole thing, and so there are today a lot more women writers, editors, producers, and so a lot more womens stories. God, the BBCs practically run by women. – Julie Walters

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