Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch He

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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