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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life
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Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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funny

I feel funny about owning art. I dont really want to say: Wow, come and see my Monet – its in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar. – Baz Luhrmann

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funny

Im always in situations where you cant be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. – Tim Heidecker

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funny

By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. – Alexander The Great

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I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry. – Pierre De Beaumarchais

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I love sports, as all Bostonians seem to. I love books and movies, as all writers seem to. – William Landay

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I know it may seem surprising to people, but learning dialog that has a conversational flow to it is not that difficult. – Deidre Hall

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Learning