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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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car
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Mitch Hedberg
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Mitch Hedberg
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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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funny

Housework cant kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller

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funny

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

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funny

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All sins cast long shadows. – Proverb

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Mothers, unless they were very poor, didnt work. Both of my parents had to leave education. My mother had to work in a cotton mill until 18 or 19, when she took some training in domestic science. – Roger Bannister

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It opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper; so cry away. – Charles Dickens

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Our best evidence of what people truly feel and believe comes less from their words than from their deeds. – Robert Cialdini

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