Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch He

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp

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I have so many opinions about everything it just comes out during my music. Its a battle for me. I try not to be preachy. Thats a real danger. – Neil Young

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Art does not reproduce what we see rather, it makes us see. – Paul Klee

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