Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch He

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch He

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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