Logo
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the pla

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
good
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Morning
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
good
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Time
category

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. – Elie Wiesel

Category:
Time

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

Category:
Time

Anything Ive ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time. – Eminem

Category:
Time

I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter. – Blaise Pascal

Category:
Time

Random Quotes

I am interested in getting people to use the healthcare system at the right time, getting them to see the doctor early enough, before a small health problem turns serious. – Donna Shalala

Category:
Health

Change is not only likely, its inevitable. – Barbara Sher

Category:
Change

Passover is one of my favorite times of the year. This is when the whole community and family gets together to remember who we are and why we are here. – Jennifer Wanger

Category:
Passover

We trifle when we assign limits to our desires, since nature hath set none. – Christian Nestell Bovee

Category:
Nature