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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the pla

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble – the ones theyve had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have. – Edward Everett Hale

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Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we burn. – Delmore Schwartz

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I always supported the women I worked with having time off to go to parent-teacher conferences and doctors appointments or bringing their infants into the office. – Hillary Clinton

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Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us in motion it has unveiled its face, inspiring us with bewilderment and exhilaration. – Khalil Gibran

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