Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the pla

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the pla

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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