Rita Rudner's Quote - I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friend

Quote by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friend

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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