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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friend

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctors office was full of portraits by Picasso. – Rita Rudner

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You have to love your children unselfishly. That is hard. But it is the only way. – Barbara Bush

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The greatest gift a parent can give a child is unconditional love. As a child wanders and strays, finding his bearings, he needs a sense of absolute love from a parent. Theres nothing wrong with tough love, as long as the love is unconditional. – George Herbert Walker Bush

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I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze. – Tori Spelling

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The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears. – Francis Bacon

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