Quote by Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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funny
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Marriage
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Thousands of years and many civilizations have defined a marriage as the union between one man and one woman. With few exceptions, those civilizations that did not follow that perished. – Randy Neugebauer

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Marriage

Forty-five States, as the gentleman just said, have determined by people that were elected by the people of that State that marriage is the definition of one man and one woman. – Randy Neugebauer

Category:
Marriage

Gay marriage has jumped out of the closet on to the front page. Everyone from the president of the U.S. to retired four-star general Colin Powell is embracing the issue, now supported by most Americans. Still, a few people, like former First Lady Laura Bush appear to be conflicted. – Kitty Kelley

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Marriage

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman

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Marriage

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If you look back on the breakups that youve had, whether its a long relationship or a one-night stand, its always awkward. – Patrick Wilson

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Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to. – Tammy Wynette

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Love

There is a lot of hype and fear about this much-talked-about prospect of designer babies. – Leon Kass

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Fear

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and its better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. – Marilyn Monroe

Category:
Beauty