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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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great
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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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The United States Supreme Court has repeatedly held that marriage is one of the most fundamental rights that we have as Americans under our Constitution. – Ted Olson

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A marriage doesnt have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other. – Jessica Simpson

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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes. – J. B. Priestley

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My parents have a wonderful marriage, for many years. But I cant commit myself for such a long time. – Kim Wilde

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My personal conviction is that science is concerned wholly with truth, not with ethics. – Arthur Keith

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