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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Rita Rudner
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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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pet
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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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Men
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Other Quotes from
Marriage
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. – Nick Faldo

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Marriage

My view is that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. Thats the position Ive had for some time, and I dont intend to make any adjustments at this point… Or ever, by the way. – Mitt Romney

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Marriage

I have married thriteen couples. Im about to do a marriage next month. – Sally Kirkland

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Marriage

Im knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. – Jimmy Swaggart

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Marriage

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Justice delayed is justice denied. – William E. Gladstone

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legal

Both expectations and memories are more than mere images founded on previous experience. – Samuel Alexander

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Globalization was a deep trend pushed by technology and right ideas, as much as anything else. – Jeffrey Sachs

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Technology

I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged. – Bob Dylan

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Love