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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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Women
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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Love
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My argument is simple, which is, that for several thousand years in Western civilization, marriage has been the union of one man and one woman. Research is overwhelming that children need mothers and fathers. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage. – Al Goldstein

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Marriage

When David Arquette and I got engaged we started therapy together. Id heard that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so we decided to work through all that stuff early. – Courteney Cox

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Marriage

There are going to be peaks and valleys in everything – in your marriage, in your job, in your life. So just enjoy the peaks and ride out the valleys. Just try not to do anything too rash. – Ricky Schroder

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Marriage

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I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. – Ogden Nash

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Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. – Aristotle

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Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist theyre honest about everything. – Chuck Klosterman

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If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die. – Maya Angelou

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Self-Respect