Rita Rudner's Quote - Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they

Quote by Rita Rudner

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

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My Vegas act is how I make my money. – Rita Rudner

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