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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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dating
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Rita Rudner
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Marriage
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Im not for gay marriage, but Im not for discriminating against people. – Joel Osteen

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Marriage

My father was very big on marriage. – Sidney Poitier

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Marriage

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

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Marriage

We can practice tolerance while still holding true to cultural values that protect the institution of marriage as a union between only a man and a woman. – Ken Calvert

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Marriage

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Some people are willing to betray years of friendship just to get a little bit of the spotlight. – Lauren Conrad

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I had the opportunity to go to law school, and my dad, who was an accountant, couldnt believe I wanted to walk away from that and start cooking. – Curtis Stone

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dad

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. – Andy Warhol

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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. – Karel ÄŒapek

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