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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Rita Rudner
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I dont think he cheated on me. During the marriage, I think he was there. – Marla Maples

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

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A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship. – Susan Faludi

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. – Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948

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