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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Rita Rudner
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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Age
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Do the bishops seriously imagine that legalising gay marriage will result in thousands of parties to heterosexual marriages suddenly deciding to get divorced so they can marry a person of the same sex? – Malcolm Turnbull

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In terms of my marriage, you know, falling in love with my husband was by far the best thing thats ever happened to me. – Caroline Kennedy

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Marriage

Its very different than it use to be. I think everybody has a lot more experience in how to be in a relationship – whether its a marriage or a significant other or a business or a friend. – Kathy Valentine

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Marriage

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. – Ian Hay

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For me, Barack Obamas election was a milestone of the most extraordinary kind. On the day he was elected I felt such hope in my heart. I thought we were seeing the beginning of a new era of equal opportunity across race and gender such as America had never known before. – Jesse Jackson

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