Quote by Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner

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