Quote by Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster, war, from all lands, with her hated associates, rapine and insatiable ambition! – Daniel Boone

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Organized slaughter, we realize, does not settle a dispute; it merely silences an argument. – James Frederick Green

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So I would say God hates war, but God loves every soldier. – Rick Warren

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Law is always better than war. – Brian Eno

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