A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner
A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy. – Aldous Huxley