A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner