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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner

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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

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Ive been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldnt pay for the dental work he needed. – Matthew Lesko

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