A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner