Quote by Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Marriage
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War
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Some have argued that confronting the threat from Iraq could detract from the war against terror. To the contrary, confronting the threat posed by Iraq is crucial to winning the war on terror. – George W. Bush

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War

War should be made a crime, and those who instigate it should be punished as criminals. – Charles Evans Hughes

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Morality is contraband in war. – Mahatma Gandhi

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War

Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion. – Norman Schwarzkopf

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If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. – Thomas Paine

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You can almost see voters nodding their heads at home: The publics faith in politicians and political institutions has been on a steep and dangerous decline for decades, because elected leaders fail to deliver. – Ron Fournier

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Faith

The manner of giving is worth more than the gift. – Pierre Corneille, Le Menteur

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Gifts

The sort of thinking at the time was, Well, were giving you access to medical care which you wouldnt otherwise be able to get, so your payment is that we get to use you in research. – Rebecca Skloot

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