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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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What gunpowder did for war the printing press has done for the mind. – Wendell Phillips

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When the question arose whether I, as a member of the royal family, should take part in active combat in the Falklands, there was no question in her mind, and it only took her two days to sort the issue. – Prince Andrew

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Here we will solve with laws and dollars, problems that too many people around the world still must solve with violence and civil war. – Marco Rubio

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This was not an act of terrorism, but it was an act of war. – George W. Bush

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