Quote by Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

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