Quote by Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont g

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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My husband gave me a necklace. Its fake. I requested fake. Maybe Im paranoid, but in this day and age, I dont want something around my neck thats worth more than my head. – Rita Rudner

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Age
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

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Business
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. Thats how rich I want to be. – Rita Rudner

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respect
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I have a friend that is a WWII buff, and we sat and talked a lot about stuff like the war and the reasons behind it, and you now its all in the uniform. Once youre in it, it usually does all the work for you. – Ryan Gosling

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War

I think the record speaks for itself. These are two individuals who have been for the war when the headlines were good and against it when their poll ratings were bad. – Dick Cheney

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War

People like to make fun of the fans who camp out but people have renaissance fairs people do Civil War re-enactments people do what they like. Im tired of hearing people rage on the fans. If you dont like Twilight, dont buy a ticket. – Anna Kendrick

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War

I get offered a World War II movie at least once a week just because I speak German and was born there. I have always stayed away from it because I didnt want to be put into that box. – Diane Kruger

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War

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