A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. – Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner