Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce