In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright