Quote by Steven Wright
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. – Tammy Bloemzaken

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. – Jeff Candido and Jason Hoff, advertising slogan written for the Las Vegas Conven

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The night before I left Las Vegas I walked out in the desert to look at the moon. There was a jeweled city on the horizon, spires rising in the night, but the jewels were diadems of electric and the spires were the neon of signs ten stories high. – Norman Mailer

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Las Vegas — my favorite desert mirage. – Val Saintsbury

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We need beauty because it makes us ache to be worthy of it. – Mary Oliver

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The art of interpretation is not to play what is written. – Pablo Casals

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