I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. – Robert Orben
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett