Quote by Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. As

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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funny
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. – Oscar Wilde

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Columbus Day

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. – John A. Shedd, Salt from My Attic, 1928

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Columbus Day

What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it. – Margot Asquith

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Mistakes are the portals of discovery. – James Joyce

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African women in general need to know that its OK for them to be the way they are – to see the way they are as a strength, and to be liberated from fear and from silence. – Wangari Maathai

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Dear Lord we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving. – Joseph Auslander

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Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose – and you allow him to make war at pleasure. – Abraham Lincoln

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Never does one feel oneself so utterly helpless as in trying to speak comfort for great bereavement. I will not try it. Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother. – Jane Welsh Carlyle

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