Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben
Ageism works in both directions. As a teenager in the public eye, people would talk condescendingly to me. When you get older theres this feeling that you have to start carving up your face and body. Right now Im in the middle ground – I think women in their thirties are taken seriously. – Alanis Morissette