It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck