It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck