It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck