It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck