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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupatio

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. – Margaret Laurence

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Education is not filling a pail but the lighting of a fire. – William Butler Yeats

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