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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupatio

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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