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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. – Chinese Proverb

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Much education today is monumentally ineffective. All too often we are giving young people cut flowers when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants. – John W. Gardner

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You learn something every day if you pay attention. – Ray LeBlond

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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Nothing is more powerful than custom or habit. – Ovid

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Its good to trust others but, not to do so is much better. – Benito Mussolini

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These are important reforms. Infrastructure, education, health, hospitals, closing the gap with indigenous Australians. Also the Apology to the first Australians. As Prime Minister of the country I am proud of each and every one of these achievements. – Kevin Rudd

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