Quote by Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when youd have preferred to talk. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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Back to School
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The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. – Ralph W. Sockman

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The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live. – Mortimer Adler

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What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child. – George Bernard Shaw

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Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. – Bill Dodds

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Her cheeks burned; a strange new life was in all her veins. – Amelia E. Huddleston Barr, A Rose of a Hundred Leaves: A Love Story, 1891

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