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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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