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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. – Dana Stewart Scott

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What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child. – George Bernard Shaw

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The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. – Mohammed

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If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. – Edgar W. Howe

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