Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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He who opens a school door, closes a prison. – Victor Hugo

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Back to School

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

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Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later. – Dana Stewart Scott

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Back to School

You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. – Clay P. Bedford

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Back to School

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The limitation upon this mode of promoting peace lies in the fact that it consists in an appeal to the civilized side of man, while war is the product of forces proceeding from mans original savage nature. – Elihu Root

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