Quote by Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. – Doug Larson

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Marriage
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. – Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

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Back to School

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

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Back to School

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Back to School

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The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness. – Christopher Morley

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I believe only in art and failure. – Jane Rule

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I have seen the sea when it is strormy and wild; when it is quiet and serene; when it is dark and moody. And in all its moods, I see myself. – Martin D. Buxbaum (1912–1991), in Table Talk

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Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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