Quote by Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. – Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890

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The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. – Ralph W. Sockman

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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. – Henry Brooks Adams

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The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. – Sydney J. Harris

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