Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Food
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Back to School

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live. – Mortimer Adler

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Back to School

I am what the librarians have made me with a little assistance from a professor of Greek and a few poets. – Bernard Keble Sandwell

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Back to School

The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book. – Author Unknown

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The Cardinal is at his wits end — it is true that he had not far to go. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Fashion is more about feel than science. – Pharrell Williams

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Writing allows me the time to travel and see the world, which is what I always wanted to do. Id really like to have been Sir Richard Francis Burton, but its the wrong century. – Alan Dean Foster

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Travel

History balances the frustration of “how far we have to go” with the satisfaction of “how far we have come.” It teaches us tolerance for the human shortcomings and imperfections which are not uniquely of our generation, but of all time. – Lewis F. Powell, Jr.

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History