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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Labor Day
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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best
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
category

Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken. – Bill Dodds

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Back to School

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. – Winston Churchill

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Back to School

Much education today is monumentally ineffective. All too often we are giving young people cut flowers when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants. – John W. Gardner

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Back to School

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. – Peter Drucker

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Back to School

Random Quotes

Its so hard for women in this business. And I want to be doing this when Im 50. – Sienna Miller

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Business

The world is full of willing people some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. – Robert Frost

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work

It takes no genius to observe that a one man band never gets very big. – Charles A. Garfield

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Unity

When youre young you think that youre going to sail into a lovely lake of quietude and peace. This is profoundly untrue. – Doris Lessing

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Peace