Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren. – Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Throughout my whole life, as a performer, Ive never played with a band. Ive always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn. – Steve Martin