Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. – Robert Maynard Hutchins

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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. – Margaret Laurence

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Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age? – Erich Fromm

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What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child. – George Bernard Shaw

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