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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Back to School
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Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. – Chinese Proverb

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An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. – Author unknown, commonly attributed to Benjamin Franklin

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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. – Al McGuire

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You learn something every day if you pay attention. – Ray LeBlond

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Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains. – Khalil Gibran

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