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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. – Doug Larson

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The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. – Bishop Mandell Creighton

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Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated. – Al McGuire

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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it. – William Haley

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