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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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The cat could very well be mans best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. – Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890

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Education is the movement from darkness to light. – Allan Bloom

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Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Im really an inner spirit that only makes itself known through the music. A lot of people think Im an introvert, or quiet and moody. Ive even heard some people say that theres a certain mystery or darkness about me. Im not that way. Im just really into what I do. – Faith Evans

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