Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. – Doug Larson

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Politics
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July, and August. – Author Unknown

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Back to School

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live. – Mortimer Adler

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Back to School

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child. – George Bernard Shaw

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Back to School

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. – William Arthur Ward

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Back to School

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The courage of a soldier is found to be the cheapest and most common quality of human nature. – Edward Gibbon

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Courage

If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew. – Albert Einstein

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Racism

We are Divine enough to ask and we are important enough to receive. – Wayne Dyer

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Glory

We can practice tolerance while still holding true to cultural values that protect the institution of marriage as a union between only a man and a woman. – Ken Calvert

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Marriage