Quote by Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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For disappearing acts, its hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. – Doug Larson

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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. – Doug Larson

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Happiness
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Back to School
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. – Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

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Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. – Robert Gallagher

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Back to School

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. – Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

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Back to School

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live. – Mortimer Adler

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Give your dog or cat respect, patience, understanding and love. And if you just change to one vegetarian day a week, thats a wonderful step that will save animal lives. It means you have chosen something kind instead of something cruel. – Ingrid Newkirk

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