Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. – Doug Larson
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson
I could play it safe by recording songs that are familiar, but am I expanding myself as an artist by doing covers? Its a catch-22. Its called show business: The word business is in it, and youve got to be a businessman. But then again, you have to be true to yourself as an artist. – Donny Osmond