Quote by Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. – Mohammed

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Back to School

He who opens a school door, closes a prison. – Victor Hugo

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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. – Margaret Laurence

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Back to School

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child. – George Bernard Shaw

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In this outward and physical ceremony we attest once again to the inner and spiritual strength of our Nation. As my high school teacher, Miss Julia Coleman, used to say: We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles. – Jimmy Carter

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The iPod completely changed the way people approach music. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Individually, museums are fine institutions, dedicated to the high values of preservation, education and truth; collectively, their growth in numbers points to the imaginative death of this country. – Robert Hewison

Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives and the sincerest part of our devotion. – Jonathan Swift

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Prayer