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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. – Doug Larson

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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it. – William Haley

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Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. – Margaret Laurence

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Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. – Sydney J. Harris

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