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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. – Doug Larson

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Weeds
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. – Doug Larson

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Language
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it. – William Haley

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Back to School

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Back to School

The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. – Bishop Mandell Creighton

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Back to School

He who opens a school door, closes a prison. – Victor Hugo

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Random Quotes

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. – Rowan Atkinson

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funny

I moved to New York last year and I love it. Its a huge change and Ive always wanted to spend time there. Its like a more intense London, and everythings up a few notches. The lights are brighter, the pace is faster and the foods better. – Rachel Weisz

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Theres a lot of bitterness, theres a lot of anger out there. We all have to work hard to heal those wounds. – Allen Boyd

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Anger

If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done. – Mike Ditka

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Value