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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson

Other quotes by Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. – Doug Larson

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Labor Day
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Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Back to School
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher – June, July, and August. – Author Unknown

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Back to School

You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. – Clay P. Bedford

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Back to School

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. – Lily Tomlin as "Edith Ann"

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Back to School

Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself. – John Dewey

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Back to School

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Man, when he is merely what he seems to be, is almost nothing. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Humankind

Theres an internal battle. I need to work, I need to work, I need to work and I need to be home with my kids and the kids win. – Jennifer Garner

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Home

We become actors without realizing it, and actors without wanting to. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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That is why everyone in politics, and we do it, must make sure that they do not depend on one single interest group. A good compromise is one where everybody makes a contribution. – Angela Merkel

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Politics