It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldnt give it up because by that time I was too famous. – Robert Benchley
Why dont you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley