Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. – Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. – Robert Benchley
A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. – Robert Benchley
I get along very well with the cast of 30 Rock. I guess I bring a certain quirkiness to the show as well. Im just thankful they keep asking me. I didnt think I was going to be asked back so every time they say, We want you back, Im screaming. Im jumping up and down and screaming. – Sherri Shepherd