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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child. – Plato

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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked for if there cannot be someone to count there cannot be anything that can be counted, so that evidently there cannot be number for number is either what has been, or what can be, counted. – Aristotle

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We do not yet possess ourselves, and we know at the same time that we are much more. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Time is a beautiful thing. Its like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they dont look so ugly anymore. – Sarah McLachlan

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Fame will go by and, so long, Ive had you, fame. If it goes by, Ive always known it was fickle. So at least its something I experience, but thats not where I live. – Marilyn Monroe

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