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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

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To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time. – Katharine Hepburn

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People who dont know me have opinions about me. Thats the part thats very hurtful. Because how do you form an opinion about somebody if youve never met them or spent any time with them? So its all based upon hearsay or things that theyve read. – Rick Barry

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In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes so with present time. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Really big people are, above everything else, courteous, considerate and generous – not just to some people in some circumstances – but to everyone all the time. – Thomas J. Watson

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. – Will Rogers

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Playing in New England and the Boston area, the fans are so passionate about their sports if you dont play well, theyll let you know so I know its not something that they take lightly. – Drew Bledsoe

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I am usually part of any disaster at a wedding if Im a bridesmaid, which Ive been lucky enough to be several times. – Jennifer Garner

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My dreams are of water. And my nightmares. – Siouxsie Sioux

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