Quote by Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, its time for me to move away from the game. – Michael Jordan

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Ive got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. – Larry Bird

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Time stays, we go. – H. L. Mencken

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It was as if some silver chime had waked a chord in his memory. – Florence Bone (1875–1971), The Morning of To‑Day, 1907

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I didnt make my first solo record until 1981 so I dont have any 60s or 70s recordings but I am working on a large boxed set called DUST to be released next year, the 20th anniversary of my first solo record. – Adrian Belew

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The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. – Moliere

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If I were to live my life over again, I would be an American. I would steep myself in America, I would know no other land. – Henry James

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