Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
I am the woman I grew to be partly in spite of my mother, and partly because of the extraordinary love of her best friends, and my own best friends mothers, and from surrogates, many of whom were not women at all but gay men. I have loved them my entire life, even after their passing. – Anne Lamott
Against Him those women sin who torment their skin with potions, stain their cheeks with rouge and extend the line of their eyes with black coloring. Doubtless they are dissatisfied with God’s plastic skill. In their own persons they convict and censure the Artificer of all things. – Tertullian