Quote by Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins

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