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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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Time flies on restless pinions — constant never. – Friedrich Schiller

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A mans brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a womens brain does. – Barbara de Angelis

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A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. – John B. Priestly

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I suppose, in a way, this has become part of my soul. It is a symbol of my life. Whatever I have done that really matters, Ive done wearing it. When the time comes, it will be in this that I journey forth. What greater honor could come to an American, and a soldier? – Douglas MacArthur

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If I went to them all dressed up and flashed a nice smile for the cameras it would probably be easier for me to get work. But I just cant tolerate it. – Charlie Hunnam

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