Quote by Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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funny
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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Anger
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The senses deceive from time to time, and it is prudent never to trust wholly those who have deceived us even once. – Rene Descartes

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Theres as much crookedness as you want to find. There was something Abraham Lincoln said – hed rather trust and be disappointed than distrust and be miserable all the time. Maybe I trusted too much. – John Wooden

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Ive got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. – Larry Bird

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Eagles dont flock, you have to find them one at a time. – Ross Perot

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He who stands aloof runs the risk of believing himself better than others and misusing his critique of society as an ideology for his private interest. – Theodor Adorno

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Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions. – D.H. Lawrence, Pornography and Obscenity

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You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. – Dale Carnegie

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As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too. – Johnny Depp

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