Quote by Phyllis Diller
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

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Time and the hour run through the roughest day. – William Shakespeare

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I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a bit less. And so using the PC for the Internet, playing video games, is starting to cut into the rather unbelievable amount of time people spend watching TV. – Bill Gates

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The time has come for all evangelists to practice full financial disclosure. The world is watching how we walk and how we talk. We must have the highest standards of morality, ethics and integrity if we are to continue to have influence. – Billy Graham

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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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Paris is always a good idea. – Audrey Hepburn

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