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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a b

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Women
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All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it. – Harry S. Truman

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Time brings all things to pass. – Aeschylus

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The long time to come when I shall not exist has more effect on me than this short present time, which nevertheless seems endless. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Friends are thieves of time. – Francis Bacon

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Twas Christmas broachd the mightiest ale; twas Christmas told the merriest tale; a Christmas gambol oft could cheer the poor mans heart through half the year. – Sir Walter Scott

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We need to stop spending money we dont have. – Paul Ryan

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I know that my race must change. – Chief Joseph

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No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning. – Cyril Connolly

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