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Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. – Greg, age8

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One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

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There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work. – Charlie Lau, 1982

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Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring. – Jerry Izenberg

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