Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

Other quotes by Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson

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Medical
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Isnt it a shame that future generations cant be here to see all the wonderful things were doing with their money? – Earl Wilson

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Future
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If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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car
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Other Quotes from
Baseball
category

More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. – Thomas Boswell, in Inside Sports

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Baseball

During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. – Mickey Mantle, 1970

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Baseball

I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. – Bill Veeck

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Baseball

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball

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Prudent men woo thrifty women. – Proverb

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Men

Since I was a kid, Ive had an absolute obsession with particular kinds of American music. Mississippi Delta blues of the Thirties, Chicago blues of the Fifties, West Coast music of the mid-Sixties – but Id never really touched on dark Americana. – Robert Plant

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Music

I love revolutionaries who have the courage to stand up against the status quo. Theyre always misunderstood, but theyre the ones who are standing up for human rights. – Richard Hatch

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Courage

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. – Ursula K. Le Guin

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Morning