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Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

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Isnt it a shame that future generations cant be here to see all the wonderful things were doing with their money? – Earl Wilson

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Future
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You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson

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Medical
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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. – M*A*S*H, Klinger, “Bug-Out,” 1976

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Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport. – Philip Wrigley

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There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work. – Charlie Lau, 1982

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There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. – Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981, referring to cricket

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