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Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows youre scared to death. – Earl Wilson

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Other Quotes from
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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. – M*A*S*H, Klinger, “Bug-Out,” 1976

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The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game. – Chuck Tanner, quoted in The Sporting News, 15 July 1985

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Baseball

During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. – Mickey Mantle, 1970

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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. – Joe Garagiola

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If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after. – Shmuel Y. Agnon

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I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women. – Dennis Rodman

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Someone once accused me of being like Eliot Ness. I sad no sir, Im not E.N., but I can promise you that Im not Al Capone! – Robert Stack

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