Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

Other quotes by Earl Wilson

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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car
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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows youre scared to death. – Earl Wilson

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Art
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You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson

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Other Quotes from
Baseball
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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. – Joe Garagiola

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Baseball

There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass. – Neville Cardus, A Fourth Innings with Cardus, 1981, referring to cricket

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Baseball

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring. – Jerry Izenberg

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Baseball

More than any other American sport, baseball creates the magnetic, addictive illusion that it can almost be understood. – Thomas Boswell, in Inside Sports

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Baseball

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