Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

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If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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Baseball, to me, is still the national pastime because it is a summer game. I feel that almost all Americans are summer people, that summer is what they think of when they think of their childhood. I think it stirs up an incredible emotion within people. – Steve Busby, in Washington Post, 8 July 1974

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One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully. – Robert Benchley

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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. – Bill Veeck

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It was pretty frightening because as we all know, when large, famous groups breakup, a lot of the members dont survive in solo careers. – Don Henley

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