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Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

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If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

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car
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Earl Wilson
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
Baseball
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Baseball is a fun game. It beats working for a living. – Phil Linz

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Baseball

In cricket, as in no other game, a great master may well go back to the pavilion scoreless…. In no other game does the law of averages get to work so potently, so mysteriously. – Neville Cardus, Cardus on the Ashes, 1989

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Baseball

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. – Author Unknown

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Baseball

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

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Baseball

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We feel and know that we are eternal. – Baruch (_Benedict de) Spinoza

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Immortality

We learned to be patient observers like the owl. We learned cleverness from the crow, and courage from the jay, who will attack an owl ten times its size to drive it off its territory. But above all of them ranked the chickadee because of its indomitable spirit. – Tom Brown, Jr.

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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. – Jack Kerouac

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I mean, were going to probably debate the Iraq war for at least as long as Im alive. – Paul Wolfowitz

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War