Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

Other quotes by Earl Wilson

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

Category:
Teenagers
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. – Earl Wilson

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car
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Isnt it a shame that future generations cant be here to see all the wonderful things were doing with their money? – Earl Wilson

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Future
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Other Quotes from
Baseball
category

Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. – Mike Royko, 1981

Category:
Baseball

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. – Casey Stengel, 1967

Category:
Baseball

Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport. – Philip Wrigley

Category:
Baseball

Watching a spring training game is as exciting as watching a tree form its annual ring. – Jerry Izenberg

Category:
Baseball

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