Quote by Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine in

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. – Earl Wilson

Other quotes by Earl Wilson

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers
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Isnt it a shame that future generations cant be here to see all the wonderful things were doing with their money? – Earl Wilson

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Future
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In cricket, as in no other game, a great master may well go back to the pavilion scoreless…. In no other game does the law of averages get to work so potently, so mysteriously. – Neville Cardus, Cardus on the Ashes, 1989

Category:
Baseball

Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. – Mike Royko, 1981

Category:
Baseball

The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. – Bob Uecker

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Baseball is too much of a sport to be called a business, and too much of a business to be called a sport. – Philip Wrigley

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Baseball

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