Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller
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