Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller