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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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teacher
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Clever men are good, but they are not the best. – Thomas Carlyle

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Now I know that Wal-Marts policies do not reflect the best way of doing business and the values that I think are important in America. – Hillary Clinton

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He who laughs most, learns best. – John Cleese

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All the adversity Ive had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me… You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. – Walt Disney

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I think the teaching profession contributes more to the future of our society than any other single profession. – John Wooden

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Life is an operation which is done in a forward direction. One lives toward the future, because to live consists inexorably in doing, in each individual life making itself. – Jose Ortega y Gasset

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A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope. – William Bolitho

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Museums are just a lot of lies, and the people who make art their business are mostly imposters. We have infected the pictures in museums with all our stupidities, all our mistakes, all our poverty of spirit. We have turned them into petty and ridiculous things. – Pablo Picasso

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