Logo
Quote by Phyllis Diller
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Women
Author
Phyllis Diller
Read Quote

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
work
Author
Phyllis Diller
Read Quote

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
Anger
Author
Phyllis Diller
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
best
category

The future hasnt happened yet and the past is gone. So I think the only moment we have is right here and now, and I try to make the best of those moments, the moments that Im in. – Annie Lennox

Category:
best

I just think it is important that you realize , that youre the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether youre libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go. – Clint Eastwood

Category:
best

I dont know the first real thing about the dating game. I dont know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. – Jason Schwartzman

Category:
best

The best people renounce all for one goal, the eternal fame of mortals but most people stuff themselves like cattle. – Heraclitus

Category:
best

Random Quotes

Television is much better crafted today then in the 70s. The content is less positive but Im one of those that feel our entertainment reflects our world, its not a driver – art imitates life. – Christopher Knight

Category:
positive

Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men. – George Jean Nathan

Category:
Politics

I would define, in brief, the poetry of words as the rhythmical creation of Beauty. – Edgar Allan Poe

Category:
Beauty

Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious. – George Bernard Shaw

Category:
Instinct