Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller