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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller

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