Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller