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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. – Phyllis Diller

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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