Quote by Imelda Marcos
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand a

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

Other quotes by Imelda Marcos

I beg Osama to stop warring. He is a Muslim, and Islam means peace. Nobody wins in a war… I wish I were tapped in the problem about Iraq. I knew Saddam enough that I could have talked him into surrendering. But its too late. – Imelda Marcos

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Peace
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They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes. – Imelda Marcos

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God
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When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. – Imelda Marcos

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Politics
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