Mitch Hedberg's Quote - All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hed

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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The principles that made this nation a great and powerful leader of the world, have not lost their meaning. They never will. We know we can bring this country back. Im Mitt Romney. I believe in America. And Im running for president of the United States. – Mitt Romney

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I hope I left behind a legacy that people will enjoy. But whatever they want to say, I cant predict. – Robert Duvall

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. – Gerald Barzan

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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. – Attributed to George Carlin

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