Mitch Hedberg's Quote - All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hed

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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