Mitch Hedberg's Quote - All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hed

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Psychology is as important as substance. If you treat people with respect, they will go out of their way to accommodate you. If you treat them in a patronizing way, they will go out of their way to make your life difficult. – Mohamed ElBaradei

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