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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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Its funny how you never think about the women youve had. Its always the ones who get away that you cant forget. – Chuck Palahniuk

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funny

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. Whats that all about? Ive got kids and family and friends, and I dont like bad things. I dont think theyre funny, and its irresponsible to make movies that dont show you how thats not good. – Billy Bob Thornton

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funny

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. – Laurence J. Peter

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If you love something let it go free. If it doesnt come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever. – Douglas Horton

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Hip-Hop isnt just music, it is also a spiritual movement of the blacks! You cant just call Hip-Hop a trend! – Lauryn Hill

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Im working on bringing the instant film camera back as part of the future. – Lady Gaga

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In my day, at 12 years old, which was 38 years ago, we worked out in summer months for two and a half hours. Today someone in that age group might work out for four hours, two hours in the morning and two at night. – Mark Spitz

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Morning