Quote by Mitch Hedberg
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as its funny enough. – Sarah Silverman

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Its funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like its fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. – Abel Ferrara

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funny

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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funny

He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn

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funny

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