Mitch Hedberg's Quote - All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hed

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hed

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… its dirty. – Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. Its not very funny, but its sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. – Tahar Ben Jelloun

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Its funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didnt have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. – Emily Procter

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