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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where th

Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Some colors exist in dreams that are not present in the waking spectrum. – Terri Guillemets

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Now, everybody, I suppose, is aware that in recent years the silly business of divination by dreams has ceased to be a joke and has become a very serious science. – Arthur Machen

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We are selling dreams. We are merchants of happiness. – Bernard Loiseau

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The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it cant wake up. – David Herbert Lawrence

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