Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where th

Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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In my lifetime, Ive discovered a great many incredibly talented individuals. Some have achieved stardom. Simultaneously, Ive seen many dreams shattered, egos destroyed and lives changed forever. The end destination may well be fame and fortune, but the road to stardom is littered with broken hearts. – Nigel Lythgoe

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In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life. – Hugh Hefner

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College baseball, I love it. I love to work with the younger kids who are trying to live out their dreams, if in fact thats what they plan on doing after college to take the next step. – Roger Clemens

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Sometimes, you follow your dreams. I say to the young people, If you have a dream, chase it. – Karl Malone

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Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century. – Malcolm Muggeridge

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