I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran
Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
The troubles of the young are soon over; they leave no external mark. If you wound the tree in its youth the bark will quickly cover the gash; but when the tree is very old, peeling the bark off, and looking carefully, you will see the scar there still. All that is buried is not dead. – Olive Schreiner