The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran
