Quote by Charlie Sheen
I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or bein

I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

Other quotes by Charlie Sheen

Im 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesnt lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. – Charlie Sheen

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Marriage
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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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good
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As kids were not taught how to deal with success were taught how to deal with failure. If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? – Charlie Sheen

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Failure
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. – Don Marquis

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If at first you dont succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. – William Lyon Phelps

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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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I suppose your security is your success and your key to success is your fine palate. – Gordon Ramsay

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Peace, of course, is different from divorce indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace. – Douglas Feith

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If children understand that beliefs should be substantiated with evidence, as opposed to tradition, authority, revelation or faith, they will automatically work out for themselves that they are atheists. – Richard Dawkins

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I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. – Calvin Trillin

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