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I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or bein

I saw 28 Days. I dont remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. Its a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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Its funny, as you live through something youre not aware of it. – Maya Lin

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I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. Its really funny the way that some people dont give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. – Hilary Duff

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