Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran

Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
My office walls are covered with autographs of famous writers – its what my children call my dead author wall. I have signatures from Mark Twain, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Harriett Beecher Stowe, Pearl Buck, Charles Dickens, Rudyard Kipling, Alfred, Lord Tennyson, to name a few. – Debbie Macomber