The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran
Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
With fame, you cant trust everybody. You cant depend on them being there for you as a person. They will only be there because of what youve got you as a person. They will only be there because of what youve got and what you can bring to their life. Its not a relationship-its a leech. – Chris Brown