The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran

The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. – Dylan Moran
Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
I wish I had coined the phrase tyranny of choice, but someone beat me to it. The counterintuitive truth is that have an abundance of options does not make you feel privileged and indulged too many options make you feel like all of them are wrong, and that you are wrong if you choose any of them. – Susan Orlean
My first memory of the Rolling Stones is listening to Satisfaction at a sixth-grade slumber party at a friends house in Ankara, Turkey, where my family was living at the time. In the middle of our sleepover, my friends dad stopped the record when he heard the words girlie action! – Gayle King