Quote by Dylan Moran
The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordina

The truth is that Im constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. – Dylan Moran

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I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran

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Im actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. – Dylan Moran

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Of all liars the most arrogant are biographers: those who would have us believe, having surveyed a few boxes full of letters, diaries, bank statements and photographs, that they can play at the recording angel and tell the whole truth about another human life. – A. N. Wilson

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The truth is, sex doesnt mean that much to me now. – Lana Turner

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Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory. – Denis Diderot

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Its essential to tell the truth at all times. This will reduce lifes pain. Lying distorts reality. All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected. – John Bradshaw

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