And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede. – Dick Gregory
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory
We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didnt think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. – Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory