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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but thats it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test. – Joan Chen

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If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. – Zig Ziglar

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God gave us faculties for our use each of them will receive its proper reward. Then do not let us try to charm them to sleep, but permit them to do their work until divinely called to something higher. – Saint Teresa of Avila

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I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. – Georg Trakl

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My first job after college was at Magic Quest, an educational software startup company where I was responsible for writing the content. I found that job somewhat accidentally but after working there a few weeks and loving my job, I decided to pursue a career in technology. – Susan Wojcicki

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