I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright