I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright