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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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You may make some mistakes – but that doesnt make you a sinner. Youve got the very nature of God on the inside of you. – Joel Osteen

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Today I love myself as I love my god: who could charge me with a sin today? I know only sins against my god but who knows my god? – Friedrich Nietzsche

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The bastard! He doesnt exist! – Samuel Beckett

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That the Jews assumed a right exclusively to the benefits of God will be a lasting witness against them and the same will it be against Christians. – William Blake

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