Quote by Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
God
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Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children. – Billy Graham

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God

The God of this world is riches, pleasure and pride. – Martin Luther

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God

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? – John Cleese

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God

Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God

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For, to be a stranger is naturally a very positive relation it is a specific form of interaction. – Georg Simmel

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The older I grow the more earnestly I feel that the few joys of childhood are the best that life has to give. – Ellen Glasgow

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