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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable. – C. S. Lewis

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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings

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I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. – Robert E. Lee

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