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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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If you love god, burn a church. – Jello Biafra

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Reputation is what men and women think of us character is what God and angels know of us. – Thomas Paine

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No government ought to be without censors and where the press is free, no one ever will. Chance is the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign. – Anatole France

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God gave us our relatives thank God we can choose our friends. – Ethel Watts Mumford

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Adolescence is societys permission slip for combining physical maturity with psychological irresponsibility. – Terri Apter

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Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks. – Ruth Westheimer

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If one suffers we all suffer. Togetherness is strength. Courage. – Jean-Bertrand Aristide

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Once you take care of people, people respect you. – George Weah

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