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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Reading about nature is fine, but if a person walks in the woods and listens carefully, he can learn more than what is in books, for they speak with the voice of God. – George Washington Carver

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I dont mind saying, you know, that I dont take a salary from the church, and God has blessed me with more money than I could imagine from my books. – Joel Osteen

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Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. – Prince

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God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with. – Billy Graham

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Thus, the struggle for peace includes the struggle for freedom and justice for the masses of all countries. – Arthur Henderson

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No man who worships education has got the best out of education… Without a gentle contempt for education no mans education is complete. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable. – Denis Waitley

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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