Quote by Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Grieve not, then, if your sons seem to desert you, but rejoice, rather, seeing the will of God done gladly. – Jim Elliot

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I just want to do Gods will. And hes allowed me to go to the mountain. And Ive looked over, and Ive seen the promised land! I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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