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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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To place oneself in the position of God is painful: being God is equivalent to being tortured. For being God means that one is in harmony with all that is, including the worst. The existence of the worst evils is unimaginable unless God willed them. – Georges Bataille

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The God of this world is riches, pleasure and pride. – Martin Luther

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If you want to find God, hang out in the space between your thoughts. – Alan Cohen

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Oh the depth of both the wisdom and riches of God! How unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways beyond understanding. – Bible

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What I really tried to do with Helen was make her show this sad side of her. She was married off at 16, was so young and living in this castle that cant leave because of how she looks, and married to a man she hates and three times her age. – Diane Kruger

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There was no relationship between a wedding dress and fashion. There was no good taste, either. I realized that I could make an impression in terms of changing and readdressing the whole industry of bridal. – Vera Wang

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If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. – Albert Brooks

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