Quote by Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for spe

I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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God had brought me to my knees and made me acknowledge my own nothingness, and out of that knowledge I had been reborn. I was no longer the centre of my life and therefore I could see God in everything. – Bede Griffiths

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God

We are Godseekers all, though some be churchgoing believers and others pilgrims to an unknown shrine. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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God

I have so many things to work on, and so many ways that I fail. But thats what grace is all about. and I constantly wake up every morning trying to get better, trying to improve, trying to walk closer to God. – Tim Tebow

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You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people wont feel insecure about you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us. – Marianne Williamson

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God

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Should it happen tomorrow, I would fall to my knees to give thanks to God for such a career. – Placido Domingo

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Let there be more joy and laughter in your living. – Eileen Caddy

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