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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
power
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I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nations interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nations interest. – George W. Bush

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power

There is no power on earth that can neutralize the influence of a high, simple and useful life. – Booker T. Washington

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power

Those in possession of absolute power can not only prophesy and make their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true. – Eric Hoffer

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power

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the power of reflecting the figure of man at twice its natural size. – Virginia Woolf

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power

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You shouldnt be in the music business if youre posing. – Rod Stewart

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When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even out virtues. – Honore de Balzac

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Women

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Friendship

Whenever you see a gaming table be sure to know fortune is not there. Rather she is always in the company of industry. – Oliver Goldsmith

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