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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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power
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If some people have the belief or view that the Dalai Lama has some miracle power, thats totally nonsense. – Dalai Lama

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power

It is in war that the State really comes into its own: swelling in power, in number, in pride, in absolute dominion over the economy and the society. – Murray Rothbard

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power

Stereotypes lose their power when the world is found to be more complex than the stereotype would suggest. When we learn that individuals do not fit the group stereotype, then it begins to fall apart. – Ed Koch

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power

The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting. – Milan Kundera

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power

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When truth is divided, errors multiply. – Eli Siegel, Damned Welcome

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I can find God in nature, in animals, in birds and the environment. – Pat Buckley

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environmental

The large majority of the Negroes who have put on the finishing touches of our best colleges are all but worthless in the development of their people. – Carter G. Woodson

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best

Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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God