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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could. – Proverb

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power

The worth of a civilization or a culture is not valued in the terms of its material wealth or military power, but by the quality and achievements of its representative individuals – its philosophers, its poets and its artists. – Herbert Read

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power

Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. – Mao Zedong

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power

The miracles of the church seem to me to rest not so much upon faces or voices or healing power coming suddenly near to us from afar off, but upon our perceptions being made finer, so that for a moment our eyes can see and our ears can hear what is there about us always. – Willa Cather

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power

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Political Correctness doesnt change us, it shuts us up. – Glenn Beck

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The term the American Left is as near to being meaningless or nonsensical as any term could really be in politics. It isnt really a force in politics anymore. And it would do well to ask itself why that is. – Christopher Hitchens

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You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. – Harriet Woods

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Friendship isn’t a big thing — it’s a million little things. – Author Unknown

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