Quote by Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Hateful is the power, and pitiable is the life, of those who wish to be feared rather than loved. – Cornelius Nepos

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Because power corrupts, societys demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases. – John Adams

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Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. – Mao Zedong

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The medias the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and thats power. Because they control the minds of the masses. – Malcom X

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