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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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We have a market-driven society so obsessed with buying and selling and obsessed with power and pleasure and property. – Cornel West

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Every crisis offers you extra desired power. – William Moulton Marston

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It is remarkable by how much a pinch of malice enhances the penetrating power of an idea or an opinion. Our ears, it seems, are wonderfully attuned to sneers and evil reports about our fellow men. – Eric Hoffer

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Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love. – Nelson Rockefeller

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In the last fifty years science has advanced more than in the 2,000 previous years and given mankind greater powers over the forces of nature than the ancients ascribed to their gods. – John Boyd Orr

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I always felt different as a kid, and the Kinks were like, Yeah, were the Kinks. Celebrate your difference dont be afraid of your sense of humor, or your personality, or who you are. It emboldened me. – Michael Weatherly

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I can have my goals, and I can have my dreams. My goal is to make the finals and improve my position. I want to run all decent races. I dont want to look back and say I ran a terrible race. – Oscar Pistorius

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To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. Peoples attitudes would change. It would be a better place. – Tommy Chong

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