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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Power and speed be hands and feet. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I am more and more convinced that man is a dangerous creature and that power, whether vested in many or a few, is ever grasping, and like the grave, cries, Give, give. – Abigail Adams

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Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. – Bertrand Russell

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In terms of individuals who actually inspired me, very few of the academic people that I had access to had that power over me. Maybe its simply because I wasnt that committed to geometry. – Twyla Tharp

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