There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright