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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of Americas power. It has been the symbol of our great nation. We look at the symbol and we say this is one nation under God. – Pat Robertson

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Another mode of accumulating power arises from lifting a weight and then allowing it to fall. – Charles Babbage

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The love of liberty is the love of others the love of power is the love of ourselves. – William Hazlitt

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Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. – Voltaire

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