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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted and pure love without power is destroyed. – Reinhold Niebuhr

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He who wants to persuade should put his trust not in the right argument, but in the right word. The power of sound has always been greater than the power of sense. – Joseph Conrad

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Power is dangerous unless you have humility. – Richard J. Daley

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Im not after fame and success and fortune and power. Its mostly that I want to have a good job and have good friends thats the good stuff in life. – Drew Barrymore

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Cronenbergs a lot of fun, and that a lot of people dont know watching his movies. He doesnt take himself seriously. Hes still reinventing himself. – Vincent Cassel

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If were given a number of circumstances to deal with, the brain goes into this mode of trying to find a solution, and its amazing how good we are at it. – Jon Brion

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