Quote by Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Wherever there is interest and power to do wrong, wrong will generally be done. – James Madison

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It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to lose liberty or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a mans self. – Francis Bacon

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People who are in power make their arrangements in secret, largely as a way of maintaining and furthering that power. – Don DeLillo

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The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they dont have any. – Alice Walker

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