Steven Wright's Quote - There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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The constitution vests the power of declaring war in Congress therefore no offensive expedition of importance can be undertaken until after they shall have deliberated upon the subject and authorized such a measure. – George Washington

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Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. – Charles de Gaulle

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Censorship is saying: Im the one who says the last sentence. Whatever you say, the conclusion is mine. But the internet is like a tree that is growing. The people will always have the last word – even if someone has a very weak, quiet voice. Such power will collapse because of a whisper. – Ai Weiwei

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My relationship to power and authority is that Im all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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I was the little, funny one. I felt I was the child among grown women. – Julie Walters

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I had some experience in dealing with people who have mental illness and depression, but I didnt see the signs in myself. I couldnt ask for help because I didnt know I needed help. – Clara Hughes

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I constantly remind people that crime isnt solved by technology its solved by people. – Patricia Cornwell

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As a manager the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there. – Ken Blanchard

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