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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron – namely, that he is a blockhead. – Ambrose Bierce

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Power ought to serve as a check to power. – Charles de Secondat

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power

No power on earth has a right to take our property from us without our consent. – John Jay

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What one writer can make in the solitude of one room is something no power can easily destroy. – Salman Rushdie

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More than art, more than literature, music is universally accessible. – Billy Joel

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In the course of transferring all my CDs to my iPod, I have found myself wandering the musical hallways of my past and reacquainting myself with music I havent listened to in years. – Susan Orlean

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