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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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God
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Whoever is new to power is always harsh. – Aeschylus

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power

Thank you power is writing down the moments that are good in your life so that you can go back and reflect on them – so youve got this sort of repository of good stuff in your past. – Deborah Norville

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power

When the Lord Chancellor violates the trust of his great office of state to solicit party donations from people whose careers he can control, and then says Im not sorry, and Id do it again no wonder the public think that power has gone to their heads. – William Hague

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power

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think. – Clarence Darrow

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power

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How happy is the sailors life, from coast to coast to roam; in every port he finds a wife, in every land a home. – Isaac Bickerstaffe

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Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. – Thomas Jefferson

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Freedom begins as we become conscious of it. – Vernon Howard

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The American attitude is Were the best. Thats why the NBA guys who come from other countries, the Europeans, all sort of stick together away from the game. – Andrew Bogut

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