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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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