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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didnt even know existed. – Ricky Martin

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The American polity is infected with a serious imbalance of power between elites and masses, a power which is the principal threat to our democracy. – Paul Wellstone

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The super power that I would choose would be compassion. Because thats what I think it takes to make it through life-an understanding, a give and take. It saves an awful lot of resentment. – Craig T. Nelson

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I have heard that the Saudi Arabians are paying Greenpeace to campaign against Nuclear Power. It wouldnt surprise me at all. – James Lovelock

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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly. – Publius Terentius Afer

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I believe that men are generally still a little afraid of the dark, though the witches are all hung, and Christianity and candles have been introduced. – Henry David Thoreau, “Solitude,” Walden, 1854

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman wholl give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means youre in the wrong house, thats what it means. – Henny Youngman

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My parents are the coolest of the cool on every single level, and its because they have a deep appreciation for every moment of their lives. – Rashida Jones

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