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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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Circumstances are beyond human control, but our conduct is in our own power. – Benjamin Disraeli

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power

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. – Marcus Aurelius

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power

The spread of civilisation may be likened to a fire first, a feeble spark, next a flickering flame, then a mighty blaze, ever increasing in speed and power. – Nikola Tesla

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power

Power never takes a back step only in the face of more power. – Malcolm X

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power

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If there be no enemy theres no fight. If no fight, no victory and if no victory there is no crown. – Thomas Carlyle

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Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland

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A good laugh recharges your battery. – Author Unknown

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