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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Food
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Other Quotes from
power
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Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets. – Nido Qubein

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power

Order is power. – Henri Frederic Amiel

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power

In the main it will be found that a power over a mans support (salary) is a power over his will. – Alexander Hamilton

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power

I repeat… that all power is a trust that we are accountable for its exercise that from the people and for the people all springs, and all must exist. – Benjamin Disraeli

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power

Random Quotes

The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack. – George Ade

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Travel

Obamacare is a seriously flawed law that makes health care coverage less affordable, costs taxpayers more than advertised and fails to deliver on most of its other grand promises. – Fred Upton

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Health

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter. – Aleister Crowley

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Education

We are asleep with compasses in our hands. – W.S. Merwin

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