There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright