Quote by Steven Wright
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails the plunderer, and then itself marches upon neighboring lands, killing thousands and pillaging the very hills? – Khalil Gibran

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The power of the people and the power of reason are one. – Georg Buchner

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To give aid to every poor man is far beyond the reach and power of every man. Care of the poor is incumbent on society as a whole. – Baruch Spinoza

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