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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Power tires only those who do not have it. – Giulio Andreotti

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power

Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn. – Miguel de Cervantes

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power

Truth is powerful and it prevails. – Sojourner Truth

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power

When it is not in our power to follow what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable. – Rene Descartes

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power

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I have a great respect for the academics who are working with the source material. My hats off to them. – Terri Windling

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respect

Pornographers subvert this last, vital privacy; they do our imagining for us. They take away the words that were of the night and shout them over the roof-tops, making them hollow. – George Steiner

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Pornography

I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that. – Gillian Anderson

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Change

In hindsight it may even seem inevitable that a socialist society will starve when it runs out of capitalists. – Larry Niven

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