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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Only he deserves power who every day justifies it. – Dag Hammarskjold

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Prayer is mans greatest power! – W. Clement Stone

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The power of intuitive understanding will protect you from harm until the end of your days. – Lao Tzu

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The greatest power is not money power, but political power. – Walter Annenberg

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