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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty p

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility. – Peter Drucker

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The only thing that white people have that black people need, or should want, is power-and no one holds power forever. – James A. Baldwin

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Back in the East you cant do much without the right papers, but with the right papers you can do anything The believe in papers. Papers are power. – Tom Stoppard

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow. – Jack Black

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