I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright