I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
They had some really cool rigged cars and things that were different that they would tow behind the camera car that were actually on these trailers that manipulated side to side and stuff like they were getting hit, and actually put the actor right in the middle of the chase. – David R. Ellis