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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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And what is it, thought I, after all! It’s only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. – Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

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The perfect tattoo… the one I believe we are all struggling toward… is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra. – Cliff Raven

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The universality of tattooing is a curious subject for speculation. – James Cook, 1779

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The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. – Author Unknown

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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris

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Tiffany is very proud to have the last name and shes proud of her dad. – Marla Maples

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Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country. – Margaret Thatcher

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We lack the fine-line tuning that enables us to find the wise place between too little and too much. – Ken Keyes, How to Enjoy Your Life in Spite of it All, 1980

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