I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright