I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright
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