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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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Tattoos
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For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference. – Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Co

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A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. – Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com

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Good tattoos aren’t cheap and cheap tattoos aren’t good. – Author Unknown

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Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate? – Author Unknown

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Flying dreams mean that youre doing the right thing with your life. – Doug Coupland

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Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. – Benjamin Franklin

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