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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Perspective
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Tattoos
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The perfect tattoo… the one I believe we are all struggling toward… is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra. – Cliff Raven

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Tattoos

Tattoo parties: just like a regular party – but with a permanent hangover. – Rob Ruckus, Bad Ink, “Tat’s Ink-redible!” original airdate 2014 February 2

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Tattoos

We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872

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Tattoos

The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different. – Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Co

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Tattoos

Random Quotes

Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. – Voltaire

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Censorship

URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990s. – Chris Clark

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Internet

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. – Proverb

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Fools, Foolishness

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. – Christopher Morley

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