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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. – Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com

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Tattoos are walking artwork. – Tattoo Saying

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Inking without a plan gives Booth freedom to explore the desires of those seated in his chair, he says, to feed off their energy, allowing his clients’ demons to help guide the needle. – Joshua Lipton, about tattoo artist Paul Booth, “Bad Skin,” Rolling Stone, 2002 M

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Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now thats a real treat. – Joanne Woodward

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I worked on my voice for Sweet Dreams, but only to match my speaking voice to Patsys actual singing voice. That was my way into that character. – Jessica Lange

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