I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright