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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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Steven Wright
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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Steven Wright
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Other Quotes from
Tattoos
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Beauty is skin deep, unless you have really bad tattoos. – Jacob Calle

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Tattoos

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. – Author Unknown

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Tattoos

You think it, I ink it. – Saying of Tattooists

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Tattoos

And what is it, thought I, after all! It’s only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. – Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

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Tattoos

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The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life. – Daniel Radcliffe

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There are two kinds of teachers: the kind that fill you with so much quail shot that you cant move, and the kind that just gives you a little prod behind and you jump to the skies. – Robert Frost

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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. – Maya Angelou

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If youre looking for can-do, earthy-crunchy attitude then youve got to go to Wisconsin. – Dar Williams

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