Quote by Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Tattoos
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Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone. – Vince Hemingson

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You think it, I ink it. – Saying of Tattooists

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Tattoos are walking artwork. – Tattoo Saying

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Not one great country can be named, from the Polar regions in the north to New Zealand in the south, in which the aborigines do not tattoo themselves. – Charles Darwin, The Descent of Man, and Selection in Relation to Sex, Vol.II, Ch

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There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing — but we all do and call it Hope. – Edgar Howe

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We are increasingly likely to find ourselves in places with background music. No composers have thought to write for these modern spaces, which represent 30% of our musical experience. – Brian Eno

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