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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Tattoo parties: just like a regular party – but with a permanent hangover. – Rob Ruckus, Bad Ink, “Tat’s Ink-redible!” original airdate 2014 February 2

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The perfect tattoo… the one I believe we are all struggling toward… is the one that turned the jackass into a zebra. – Cliff Raven

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And what is it, thought I, after all! It’s only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. – Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

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Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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Im cute – and God I hate that. Because thats not cool. Im like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. Its the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because Im an everyday, normal girl. – Kelly Clarkson

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There are those who so dislike the nude that they find something indecent in the naked truth. – Francis H. Bradley

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