I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright