I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright
Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright