Quote by Steven Wright
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inche

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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Other Quotes from
Tattoos
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. – Author Unknown

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Tattoos

Tattooing is about personalizing the body, making it a true home and fit temple for the spirit that dwells inside it…. Tattooing therefore, is a way of keeping the spiritual and material needs of my body in balance. – Michelle Delio

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Tattoos

For westerners, the tattoo has always been a metaphor of difference. – Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Co

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Tattoos

A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. – Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com

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Tattoos

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Im every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars. – Michael Caine

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Intelligence

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. – H. L. Mencken

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Cynicism

Post-modernism has cut off the present from all futures. The daily media add to this by cutting off the past. Which means that critical opinion is often orphaned in the present. – John Berger

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Criticism

Physics is geometric proof on steroids. – S.A. Sachs

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Science