Quote by Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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While we are postponing, life speeds by. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Life is a brief opportunity to do something prehumously. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Its the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day theyre gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before its my turn to leave. – Tupac Shakur

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Eating, loving, singing and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool. – Gioacchino Rossini

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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. – William Jennings Bryan

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Until the June 1967 war I was completely caught up in the life of a young professor of English. Beginning in 1968, I started to think, write, and travel as someone who felt himself to be directly involved in the renaissance of Palestinian life and politics. – Edward Said

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