Quote by Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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thanksgiving
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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You want to believe that theres one relationship in life thats beyond betrayal. A relationship thats beyond that kind of hurt. And there isnt. – Caleb Carr

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Our life is what our thoughts make it. – Marcus Aurelius

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Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life youre living? – Bob Marley

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If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough. – Meister Eckhart

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Instead, California is one of only 10 states that provides in-state college and university tuition to illegal immigrants. Thats grossly unfair to a legal high school student who moves out of California for a year, then returns to attend college. – Elton Gallegly

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If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, theres something wrong with American politics. – Edna Ferber

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Im a big advocate of financial intelligence. – Daymond John

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