Quote by Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat. – Anais Nin

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Once you say youre going to settle for second, thats what happens to you in life. – John F. Kennedy

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Life

Haters never win. I just think thats true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end. – Tom Hiddleston

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My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn. – Louis Adamic

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Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. – Pamela Vaull Starr

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Alimony — The ransom that the happy pay to the devil. – H.L. Mencken, “Sententiae,” A Book of Burlesques, 1920

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Marriage

I would rather be first in a little Iberian village than second in Rome. – Julius Caesar

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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war. – Norman Schwarzkopf

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