Quote by Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Life
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What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. – Crowfoot, 1890, as quoted in Catch the Whisper of the Wind compiled by Cheewa Ja

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Life

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word happy would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better take things as they come along with patience and equanimity. – Carl Jung

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Life

This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it. – William James

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Life

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Life

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Im sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster. – Andrea Arnold

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The purpose of our lives is to be happy. – Dalai Lama

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Somewhere between the intellectual idea of why were attracted to certain things and the pragmatic reality is some form of ever-evolving truth. – Billy Corgan

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God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system wont. – Alfred Korzybski

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