Quote by Erma Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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For me life is continuously being hungry. The meaning of life is not simply to exist, to survive, but to move ahead, to go up, to achieve, to conquer. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Life is beautiful if you flow with its natural beauty. Resistance makes it ugly. – Terri Guillemets

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The major value in life is not what you get. The major value in life is what you become. – Jim Rohn

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. – Oscar Wilde

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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The busier we are the more leisure we have. – William Hazlitt

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Civilization is a failure. We need to think what we can do together in love and peace. – Serj Tankian

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In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to us. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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