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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, ca

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

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For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. – Edith Mendel Stern

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There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons

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Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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