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Quote by Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, ca

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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