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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, ca

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse. – Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, “Honey, do this,” and “Honey, do that” around the house. – Jim Lemon

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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners. – Irish Saying

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Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. – Ann Oakley

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