Quote by Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, ca

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons

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Housework

Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. – Everybody Loves Raymond, “Humm Vac,” written by Lew Schneider, original airdate

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Housework

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Housework

For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. – Edith Mendel Stern

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Housework

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It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes. – Thomas Paine

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Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time. – Axl Rose

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I also know that there have been many times in our history when the proximity of an election has induced exactly the kind of leadership and consensus-building that produce progress in our democracy. – Joe Lieberman

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