Quote by Erma Bombeck
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, ca

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. – Author Unknown

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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse. – Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1968

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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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Dull women have immaculate homes. – Author Unknown

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