Quote by Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Home
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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Men
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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Vacations
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Im not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor. – Ben Stiller

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Humor

I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

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Humor

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. – Constance Rourke

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Humor

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and theyre short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. – Sergio Aragones

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Humor

Random Quotes

If those who owe us nothing gave us nothing, how poor we would be. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

Category:
Kindness

Individual possession is the great entering wedge, which has split society into eight hundred million fragments…. It virtually, practically, and theoretically denies the brotherhood of man. – Hiram Stafford, The Liberator, 8 September 1844

Category:
Property

When I found I had crossed that line, I looked at my hands to see if I was the same person. There was such a glory over everything. – Harriet Tubman, on her first escape from slavery, 1845

Category:
Black History

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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Sex