There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck