There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck