Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck