I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. – Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben
Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing has no compassion and virtually no humor. She has a philosophical and economical message that she is passing off as fiction, but it really isnt fiction at all. – Theodore Sturgeon