Quote by Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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To see you naked is to recall the Earth. – Federico Garcia Lorca

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Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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We shift and bedeck and bedrape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. – Algernon Charles Swinburne

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Nudity is the uniform of the other side… nudity is a shroud. – Milan Kundera

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