Quote by Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring. – Otto von Bismarck

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Pornography is the instruction. Rape is the practice, battered women are the practice, and battered children are the practice. – Gloria Steinem

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We shift and bedeck and bedrape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. – Algernon Charles Swinburne

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