If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck