Erma Bombeck's Quote - If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

Quote by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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There are those who so dislike the nude that they find something indecent in the naked truth. – Francis H. Bradley

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Full nakedness! All my joys are due to thee, as souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be, to taste whole joys. – John Donne

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I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring. – Otto von Bismarck

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Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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