Erma Bombeck's Quote - If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but theres not a lens long enough for that. – Andy Garcia

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To be sure an European woman would blush to her fingers ends at the very idea of appearing publicly stark naked; but education and prejudice are everything, since it is an axiom, that where there is no feeling of self-reproach, there can assuredly be no shame. – Captain J. G. Stedman

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The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste. – Peter McWilliams

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To see you naked is to recall the Earth. – Federico Garcia Lorca

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