Erma Bombeck's Quote - If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

Quote by Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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In the NUDE, all that is not beautiful is obscene. – Robert Bresson

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Now that nude-beach season is in full, um, swing, taking things off is once again a public matter. It comes with the additional difficulty of hot sand under ones feet and the unavoidable, inescapable truth that gravity always wins. – Elizabeth Rosner

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They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but theres not a lens long enough for that. – Andy Garcia

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