Quote by Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Pregnancy
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Nudity
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We shift and bedeck and bedrape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. – Algernon Charles Swinburne

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Nudity

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked, but theres not a lens long enough for that. – Andy Garcia

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Nudity

Nakedness reveals itself.
Nudity is placed on display.
The nude is condemned to never
being naked.
Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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Nudity

Full nakedness! All my joys are due to thee, as souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be, to taste whole joys. – John Donne

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Nudity

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Easy is an adjective used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. – Nancy Linn-Desmond

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On the publicity tour of My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I was asked over and over again, if, as the writer, I felt it was a fair depiction of real life to have someone of my er, below average looks, hook up with hottie John Corbett. – Nia Vardalos

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The angels are so enamored of the language that is spoken in heaven that they will not distort their lips with the hissing and unmusical dialects of men, but speak their own, whether their be any who understand it or not. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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The guns and bombs, the rockets and the warships, all are symbols of human failure. – Lyndon B. Johnson