Quote by Erma Bombeck
If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Nakedness is uncomely, as well in mind as body, and it addeth no small reverence to mens manners and actions if they be not altogether open. Therefore set it down: That a habit of secrecy is both politic and moral. – Francis Bacon

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Nudity is the uniform of the other side… nudity is a shroud. – Milan Kundera

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The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste. – Peter McWilliams

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Nakedness reveals itself.
Nudity is placed on display.
The nude is condemned to never
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Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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