Erma Bombeck's Quote - If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have inve

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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Now that nude-beach season is in full, um, swing, taking things off is once again a public matter. It comes with the additional difficulty of hot sand under ones feet and the unavoidable, inescapable truth that gravity always wins. – Elizabeth Rosner

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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We shift and bedeck and bedrape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. – Algernon Charles Swinburne

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