If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck