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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Nudity
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The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste. – Peter McWilliams

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Nudity is the uniform of the other side… nudity is a shroud. – Milan Kundera

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Nudity

Now that nude-beach season is in full, um, swing, taking things off is once again a public matter. It comes with the additional difficulty of hot sand under ones feet and the unavoidable, inescapable truth that gravity always wins. – Elizabeth Rosner

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Nudity

I wouldnt do nudity in films. To act with my clothes on is a performance. To act with my clothes off is a documentary. – Julia Roberts

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