Quote by Erma Bombeck
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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste. – Peter McWilliams

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In the NUDE, all that is not beautiful is obscene. – Robert Bresson

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I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring. – Otto von Bismarck

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We shift and bedeck and bedrape us, thou art noble and nude and antique. – Algernon Charles Swinburne

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