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If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Other Quotes from
Nudity
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There once was a sculptor called Phidias
Who had a distaste for the hideous.
So he sculpt Aphrodite
Without any nightie
Which shocked the ultra-fastidious. – Anon.

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Nudity

Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress. – John Berger

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Nudity

Nudity is the uniform of the other side… nudity is a shroud. – Milan Kundera

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There are those who so dislike the nude that they find something indecent in the naked truth. – Francis H. Bradley

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I like the good feeling movies. – Robert Duvall

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I think the real problem for American religion are those minority of fundamentalists who try to identify political policies with religion. – Andrew Greeley

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Touring is tough. Youre almost in a haze because you dont really know where you are half the time: Youre in a hotel room one moment, and the next thing you know, youre onstage performing for 60,000 people, then youre back on an airplane. Its very hectic and I couldnt do it without my family. – Vanessa Hudgens

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The hajj is one of the five essential practices of Islam when they make the pilgrimage to Mecca, Muslims ritually act out the central principles of their faith. – Karen Armstrong

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