If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
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