If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck

If God had meant us to walk around naked, he would never have invented the wicker chair. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck