Quote by Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

Life…is like a grapefruit. Its orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. – Douglas Adams

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Life
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

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Gossip
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. – Douglas Adams

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Family
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Other Quotes from
Humanity
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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Humanity

The proper study of mankind is woman. – Henry Adams

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Humanity

In the world we live in everything militates in favor of things that have not yet happened, of things that will never happen again. – Andre Breton

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Humanity

The real man is one who always finds excuses for others, but never excuses himself. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humanity

Random Quotes

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. – Augustus Saint-Gaudens

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Art

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. Whats funny about that? – Casey Stengel

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Family

Jail didnt make me find God, Hes always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls. – Lil Wayne

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God

Its cool to have critical success because its always nice for your peers to say, Good job. But who cares about them? – Zac Hanson

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cool