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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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Beware, froth is not beer. – Danish Proverb, quoted in Henry G. Bohn, A Polyglot of Foreign Proverbs, compris

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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. – Anne Sexton

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There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer. – Joan Goldstein

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There are biological fundamentals in a can of beer, a pool room and a whore house. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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When a heart is on fire, sparks always fly out of the mouth. – Proverb

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If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Everything can be improved. – C. W. Barron

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When I am made fun of in the press I just remember those days when Id come home to find that the water had been turned off because my mother couldnt afford the bill. Suddenly, everything feels easier. – Beth Ditto

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