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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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Jack Wootton enjoys cooking, gardening, and long conversations accompanied by a well-brewed pint. – J. Aleksandr Wootton, “About the Author,” www.jackwootton.com

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Wine upon beer is very good cheer; beer upon wine consider with fear. – German Proverb

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What will the London brewers say when they hear that at Rhode Island the beer is brewed so strong, that it requires three men to blow the head off a pot of porter, and they must be tolerably long-winded? – “Yankee Progress,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 1

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There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer. – Joan Goldstein

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