Quote by Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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Other Quotes from
Beer
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Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. – Charles Papazian

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Beer

Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime. – Edward Abbey

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Beer

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human. – Alan D. Eames

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Beer

There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer. – Joan Goldstein

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Beer

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The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color. The government lied. – Jeremiah Wright

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If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldnt be here. Itd still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. – Ronald Reagan

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environmental

I know it sounds a bit corny, but I do think that beauty and sexiness come from within. – Rachel Stevens

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Beauty

Im really not for famous people who design a line for a company, when you know its not really them creating it but a team of designers, especially when there are so many talented people whove taken the time to go and study fashion. – Bonnie Wright

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