Quote by Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry

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Technology
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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This is no mere beverage, this glass of beer…. It is the grains of the earth growing in the ground under the blazing sun and the night mists of the plains girdling the planet, and of barley seed grown rich and golden. – Frederic A. Birmingham

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Beer

Beware, froth is not beer. – Danish Proverb, quoted in Henry G. Bohn, A Polyglot of Foreign Proverbs, compris

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Beer

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime. – Charles Papazian

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Beer

A strong and manly homebrew of the best language in the world. – Elisha Kent Kane, 1853

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Beer

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Happiness is hard to recall. Its just a glow. – Frank McCourt

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Happiness

It is a masterpiece of the devil to make us believe that children cannot understand religion. Would Christ have made a child the standard of faith if He had known that it was not capable of understanding His words? – Dwight L. Moody

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Faith

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. – Seth Rogen

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funny

Butterflies are self propelled flowers. – R.H. Heinlein

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Butterflies