There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain