I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain