I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain