I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain