Quote by Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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