Quote by Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. – Moliere

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However glorious an action in itself, it ought not to pass for great if it be not the effect of wisdom and intention. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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