I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain