Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain