A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family. – Kin Hubbard
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. – Kin Hubbard