A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. – Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on a vacation. – Kin Hubbard
It should be a pleasure to the appreciative reader, while recognizing their beauty, to cull these flowers of thought for the benefit of those who, less fortunate than himself, have not the time to indulge in literary pleasures. – Maturin M. Ballou, January 1886, preface to Edge-Tools of Speech