A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard
Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? – Kin Hubbard
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. – Kin Hubbard