Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity. – Kin Hubbard
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. – Kin Hubbard
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. – Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. – Kin Hubbard
Its going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. – Kin Hubbard
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. – Kin Hubbard
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you. – Kin Hubbard
If some people didnt tell you, youd never know theyd been away on a vacation. – Kin Hubbard
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference. – Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there aint nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. – Kin Hubbard
Theres no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didnt tell you about it? – Kin Hubbard
If you havent seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you havent seen her smile her prettiest. – Kin Hubbard
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesnt have as many monuments to unveil. – Kin Hubbard
It isnt enough for you to love money – its also necessary that money should love you. – Kin Hubbard
When a fellow says, It aint the money but the principle of the thing, its the money. – Kin Hubbard
I dont look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. – Kin Hubbard
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in Gods path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. – Kin Hubbard
After a fellow gets famous it doesnt take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school. – Kin Hubbard
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
