Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. – Kin Hubbard
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. – Kin Hubbard