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Quote by Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Freedom
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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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The idea that you can merchandise candidates for high office like breakfast cereal – that you can gather votes like box tops – is, I think, the ultimate indignity to the democratic process. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didnt happen. – Winston Churchill

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I never have been involved in politics. – Rick Warren

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Politics

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as we are. – Herb Cohen

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Further, for once, I like the idea that people who think Im a constant voice for the furthering of the imagination have to see that interest in a more materialistic fashion. – Peter Sotos

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We peruse one ideal, that of bringing people together in peace, irrespective of race, religion and political convictions, for the benefit of mankind. – Juan Antonio Samaranch

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Brotherhood is not just a Bible word. Out of comradeship can come and will come the happy life for all. – Heywood Broun

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