Demetri Martin's Quote - I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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I think its interesting that cologne rhymes with alone. – Demetri Martin

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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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My advice is very simple: if you can win a small battle, it gives you confidence in the political process to take on bigger battles, and so it is very much a bottom-up grass-roots way of doing politics. – David Miliband

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There are still people in my party who believe in consensus politics. I regard them as Quislings, as traitors… I mean it. – Margaret Thatcher

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I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. – Molly Ivins

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I think one of the most threatening places to be in politics is a black conservative because there are so many liberals who want to continue to reinforce a stereotype that doesnt exist about America. – Tim Scott

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Patience is passion tamed. – Lyman Abbott

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In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. – Thomas Jefferson

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