I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin
And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin
I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin
But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin
Acting is fun and I refuse to get involved in the semantics and the politics of strategy and breaking out of something or doing something because you need to do something else. For me its all about what fuels my soul and if Im passionate about a screenplay then thats what Ill do next. – Shailene Woodley