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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I never let my politics supersede my manners. – Darren Criss

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On the show, we are not trying to get people to eat their vegetables we are not trying to get people to become Democrats. We are basically trying to encourage people to get involved with public life so that politics isnt left to the wealthy and privileged. – Martin Sheen

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Some of the FDAs own scientists have charged that politics, not science, is behind the FDAs actions. – Joseph Crowley

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In politics, there are no friends. – Marian Wright Edelman

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