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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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Politics begin where the masses are, not where there are thousands, but where there are millions, that is where serious politics begin. – Vladimir Lenin

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Politics is human beings its addition rather than subtraction. – Donald Rumsfeld

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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago its a sport. – Dick Gregory

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Politics and the pulpit are terms that have little agreement. – Edmund Burke

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? – Al Boliska

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