Demetri Martin's Quote - I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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If you cant tell a spoon from a ladle, then youre fat! – Demetri Martin

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These days politics, religion, media seem to get all mixed up. Television became the new religion a long time back and the media has taken over. – Van Morrison

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Look at the declining television coverage. Look at the declining voting rate. Economics and economic news is what moves the country now, not politics. – Robert Teeter

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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. – Frank Zappa

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Im not involved in the politics of religion, but I love what the message is. – Jane Seymour

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