Quote by Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I dont get into it because I do comedy already. – Jerry Lewis

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Politics makes me sick. – William Howard Taft

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When I started CNN, I made the decision to stay out of endorsing candidates, and let the doers make up their own minds about politics, that it wasnt going to come from me. – Ted Turner

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I hate politics, hate deals, and deal-making, hate meeting with attorneys and agents. – Kathie Lee Gifford

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men. – Jean Rostand

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You cannot feed the hungry on statistics. – Heinrich Heine

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Religion is the call to confront reality to master the self. – Huston Smith

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It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. – Pope John XXIII

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