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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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Anythings possible in politics. – Pat Robertson

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A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. – Albert Pike

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Telling the truth, and confronting the challenge, is what politics is about. – Johann Lamont

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Politics is not about power. – Paul Wellstone

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