Quote by Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

Category:
funny
Read Quote

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

Category:
funny
Read Quote

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

Category:
cool
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Politics
category

In politics nothing is contemptible. – Benjamin Disraeli

Category:
Politics

Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds. – Henry Adams

Category:
Politics

In politics the choice is constantly between two evils. – John Morley

Category:
Politics

An Independent is someone who wants to take the politics out of politics. – Adlai E. Stevenson

Category:
Politics

Random Quotes

Man is what he reads. – Joseph Brodsky

Category:
Education

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. – Jeff Foxworthy

Category:
famous

I try to leave out the parts that people skip. – Elmore Leonard

Category:
Writing

Like anyone who goes to college, youre leaving a familiar surrounding and a comfortable environment and your friends and everything, and youre starting fresh. It can be pretty daunting. – Jason Biggs

Category:
movingon