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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. Id come home and go to church and everybody would say, Oh, my God. Demetri, youre working at the White House. – Demetri Martin

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I like to use I Cant Believe its Not Butter on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable. – Demetri Martin

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. – Robert Byrne

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I was raised to speak out about politics and the world around me. I would do it whether I was in the public or not. It is the way I was taught. The American way. – Judy Collins

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I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of the time opened up my interests amongst other things into the theatre, art, music, politics and philosophy. – Paul Nurse

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Anyone who seeks to be involved in politics should join hands with America. – Muqtada al Sadr

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Diplomacy in general does not resolve conflicts. Wars end not due to peace processes, but due to one side giving up. – Daniel Pipes

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I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love. – Nick Carter

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