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Quote by Demetri Martin
I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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You better take advantage of the good cigars. You dont get much else in that job. – Thomas P. ONeill

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It is the belief that extremes and excesses of inequality must be reduced so that each person is free to fully develop his or her full potential. This is why we take precious time out of our lives and give it to politics. – Paul Wellstone

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I want to stay away from politics, or else Ill probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth. – Peter Steele

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I care about politics just like any other citizen. Im against the war in Iraq, or any type of war. – Enrique Iglesias

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Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they dont quit. – Conrad Hilton

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You must be worthy of the best, but not more worthy than the rest. – Denis Waitley

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