Demetri Martin's Quote - I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet rope

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I tend to avoid televisions, politics, and places with velvet ropes. – Demetri Martin

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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, youre stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next. Grapes: The Fruit of Hope. – Demetri Martin

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