In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago its a sport. – Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory
And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede. – Dick Gregory
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. Its not enough, but it helps. – Dick Gregory