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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Demetri Martin
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Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Devote each day to the object then in time and every evening will find something done. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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We all knew this. We all knew that it would take more time than any of us want to dig ourselves out of this hole created by this economic crisis. – Barack Obama

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The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. – Mason Cooley

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There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time as come. – Victor Hugo

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If spring betrays summer, would autumn never arrive? – Terri Guillemets

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We must seek to persuade member states and institutions that better regulation in Europe does not mean cutting health and safety in the workplace, nor does it mean dismantling social standards. – John Hutton

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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns I am thankful that thorns have roses. – Alphonse Karr

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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines. – Stanislaw Lem

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