Quote by Demetri Martin
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
Time
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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Time

For time is the longest distance between two places. – Tennessee Williams

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Time

The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking. – Martin Heidegger

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Time

As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears. – John Locke

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Time

Random Quotes

The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary strength with the United States. It should help us adjust to the development of China. – Laurent Fabius

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strength

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want — an adorable pancreas? – Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines

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Beauty

It is like the seed put in the soil – the more one sows, the greater the harvest. – Orison Swett Marden

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gardening

Pictures must not be too picturesque. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Art