Quote by Demetri Martin
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I like women, but you cant always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dogs name and then I asked, Does he bite? and she said, No. And I said, So how does he eat? Liar! – Demetri Martin

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Trust
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And of course I didnt make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money. – Demetri Martin

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Money
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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Yet that will be the beginning. – Louis LAmour

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In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act. – George Orwell

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If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it. – Anthony J. DAngelo

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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