Logo
Quote by Demetri Martin
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be bot

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

Category:
cool
Author
Demetri Martin
Read Quote

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

Category:
funny
Author
Demetri Martin
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Time
category

Since time is the one immaterial object which we cannot influence — neither speed up nor slow down, add to nor diminish — it is an imponderably valuable gift. – Maya Angelou

Category:
Time

Devote each day to the object then in time and every evening will find something done. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Category:
Time

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. – Thomas Jefferson

Category:
Time

One always has time enough, if one will apply it well. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Category:
Time

Random Quotes

I think theyd rather us follow our hearts and I hope thats what some people will understand. – Fred Durst

Category:
Hope

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

Category:
pet

At first I wasnt sure that I had the talent, but I did know I had a fear of failure, and that fear compelled me to fight off anything that might abet it. – Gordon Parks

Category:
Failure

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in womens clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear. – Anatole France

Category:
Men