Demetri Martin's Quote - Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be bot

Quote by Demetri Martin

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

Category:

Birthday

Author

Demetri Martin

Read Quote

I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

Category:

Government

Author

Demetri Martin

Read Quote

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

Category:

Morning

Author

Demetri Martin

Read Quote

Other Quotes from

Time

Random Quotes

In LA, where I live, its all about perfectionism. Beauty is now defined by your bones sticking out of your decolletage. For that to be the standard is really perilous for women. – Alanis Morissette

Category:

Beauty

Performing is a profound experience, at least for me. Its not as if I sit down and play Fire and Rain by myself, just to hear it again. But to offer it up… the energy that it somehow summons live takes me right back, and I do get a reconnection to the emotions. – James Taylor

Category:

Experience

We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot. – Abraham Lincoln

Category:

Promises

While I was pleasantly surprised by the relatively high number of jobs created in April, the fact is that job creation during this recovery period has significantly lagged both historical experience in recovery, and the projections of the Bush Administration. – Barney Frank

Category:

Experience