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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning Im looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then Im on the right track. – Demetri Martin

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Morning
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Time

For time is the longest distance between two places. – Tennessee Williams

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Time

The most thought-provoking thing in our thought-provoking time is that we are still not thinking. – Martin Heidegger

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Time

As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears. – John Locke

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Time

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The single currency should allow the European Union, and therefore France, to balance its monetary strength with the United States. It should help us adjust to the development of China. – Laurent Fabius

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strength

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want — an adorable pancreas? – Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines

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Beauty

It is like the seed put in the soil – the more one sows, the greater the harvest. – Orison Swett Marden

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gardening

Pictures must not be too picturesque. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Art