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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Demetri Martin
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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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Well, especially now I come to realize – and then – I would do my schooling which was three hours with a tutor and right after that I would go to the recording studio and record, and Id record for hours and hours until its time to go to sleep. – Michael Jackson

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I just got tired of being sick and tired and feeling down. Unfortunately, you dont realize this until youre getting sober but the reason why youre depressed all the time is its the drugs that are depressing you. – Steven Adler

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Time is a beautiful thing. Its like when you meet an old lover on the street six years later and they dont look so ugly anymore. – Sarah McLachlan

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Only the guy who isnt rowing has time to rock the boat. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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The best things in life are unexpected – because there were no expectations. – Eli Khamarov

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world. – Paul Dirac

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You know those movies where the people in the audience are screaming, Dont go in that door! because you know the killer is there? Well, it is the same thing with this debt. We know how this ends. – Marco Rubio

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I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things. – George Robert Gissing

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