Quote by Demetri Martin
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car
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The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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good
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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney

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Time

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake… This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Time

We are so used to dissembling with others that in time we come to deceive and dissemble with ourselves. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Time

One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time. – Robert Kennedy

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Time

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If people want to make war they should make a color war, and paint each others’ cities up in the night in pinks and greens. – Yoko Ono

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained. – Jerome K. Jerome

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Business

Flowers have spoken to me more than I can tell in written words. They are the hieroglyphics of angels, loved by all men for the beauty of the character, though few can decipher even fragments of their meaning. – Lydia M. Child

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Angels

For visions come not to polluted eyes. – Mary Howitt

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Wise Words