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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

Other quotes by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin

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car
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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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Time always seems long to the child who is waiting – for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a grownup: long also when he surrenders his whole soul to each moment of a happy day. – Dag Hammarskjold

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Its plain hokum. If you cant convince em, confuse em. Its an old political trick. But this time it wont work. – Harry S. Truman

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Time

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention. – Molly Ivins

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Time

That old law about an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Time

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We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict. – Jim Morrison

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Fear

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can imagine. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Art

Every adversity, every failure, and every heartache, carries with it the Seed of an equivalent or greater Benefit. – Napolean Hill

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Failure

A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart. – Author Unknown

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Daughters