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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool
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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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It seems like every time you come up something happens to bring you back down. – Tupac Shakur

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No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters. – George Eliot

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Eternity! thou pleasing, dreadful thought. – Joseph Addison

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For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day and so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. – Aristotle

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I like putting my money into things like food and shelter. Im probably a bad example of an investor. – Simon Baker

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Love is a better teacher than duty. – Albert Einstein

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The first panacea for a misguided nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists. – Ernest Hemingway

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I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers. – Chris Pratt

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