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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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Freedom
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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin

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Birthday
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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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Scrapbooking
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Since time is the one immaterial object which we cannot influence — neither speed up nor slow down, add to nor diminish — it is an imponderably valuable gift. – Maya Angelou

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Time

Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it. – Leonardo da Vinci

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Time

Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time. – Theodore Roosevelt

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Time

When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, “Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.” – Author Unknown

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Time

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I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesnt plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: Ive never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. – Sloane Crosley

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Hope

Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? – Sun Tzu

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Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them. – Walter Bagehot

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. – Author Unknown

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