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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. – Demetri Martin

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I didnt do improv in college, I never performed, I didnt do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major. – Demetri Martin

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Government
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Stand-up is like a row boat: its fun and romantic when youre choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat its not as enjoyable thats survival. – Demetri Martin

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Romantic
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Its plain hokum. If you cant convince em, confuse em. Its an old political trick. But this time it wont work. – Harry S. Truman

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Time

By the time weve made it, weve had it. – Malcolm Forbes

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Time

The greatest part of a writers time is spent in reading in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make a book. – Samuel Johnson

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Time

Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves. – Jawaharlal Nehru

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If your life changes, we can change the world, too. – Yoko Ono

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I think fun is an important part of the entertainment industry, and it should be. Anybody whos not incorporating some of that into their work needs to take a break, go away, and have an attitude adjustment. – Diane Lane

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No other investment yields as great a return as the investment in education. An educated workforce is the foundation of every community and the future of every economy. – Brad Henry

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My goal is to be a household name, and when I do that, I want to help other girls become models, and maybe even launch a fashion line with my mom, like Beyonce did with her mother. My mom has such a good eye, and its always been a dream of hers. – Chanel Iman

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