In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook
Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook
Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook
Its hard for women who make a lot of money and make decisions all day long, then they have to come home and be Stupid Sally. Men need respect, and they need to know that they can lead in the relationship, so even if they dont make the most money they need to be able to call the shots. – Patti Stanger