My nickname for my mom was The Compass. – Dane Cook
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends dont think Im funny. – Dane Cook
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. Hell come to a lot of my shows. Its not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. – Dane Cook
Im quitting the business today. Im going to open up an appliance store, Ive always really been into toasters. Im giving it all up. – Dane Cook
Im glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere. – Dane Cook
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies. – Dane Cook
We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments. – Dane Cook
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. – Dane Cook
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor. – Dane Cook
My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare. – Dane Cook
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there. – Dane Cook
